Week 1 Preview
Hello. It's week 1. Let's cook.
Highest Projected Starter of the Week
Jahmyr Gibbs, RB, Unlikely Hero 22.4 points, vs New Orleans.
Lowest Projected Starter of the Week
George Kittle, TE, Sacks in the City 8.4 points, at LA Rams.
Game of the Week: Kappital Punishment vs Downriver Dingerfaces
140.1 to 138, 278.1 combined
Kappital Punishment favored 51%.
Snoozefest of the Week: Unlikely Hero vs .08 Over Par
144.1 to 128.7, 272.8 combined
Unlikely Hero favored 57%.
Commish's Picks
Unlikely Hero, in his incredible streak of invisibility, pulls it off again beating .08 Over Par, keeping his unbeaten streak going after a strong postseason.
Kappital Punishment pulls out a close one in a showdown from 2025 powerhouse owners against Downriver Dingerfaces.
Bobbum Kalman eeks it out against Sacks in the City due to a strong opener from the Allen and Cook duo.
The Battle of the Dans is a complete toss-up, but I'll go with the Honolulu Blue Koolaid over the Department of War due to Dan C. literally just getting married and probably not paying much attention to his lineup.
Dead Presidents coasts against You Shedeur she's 18? as the Seahawks are too much to handle.
On the Season: 0-0
Good luck this week!