Week 2 Preview
Week 2 kicks off with Detroit! Should be a high-scoring affair. Hopefully the same goes for the rest of the league.
Highest Projected Starter of the Week
Josh Allen, QB, Bobbum Kalman 22.6 points, vs De-twah Lions.
Lowest Projected Starter of the Week
Mark Andrews, TE, Honolulu Blue Koolaid 10.2 points, vs New Orleans Saints.
Game of the Week:
Kappital Punishment vs Unlikely Hero
146.2 to 146, 292.2 combined
50/50 Tossup according to ESPN
Snoozefest of the Week:
Sacks in the City vs Goe Dirt
143.6 to 136, 279.6 combined
Sacks in the City favored 54%.
Commish's Picks
It's incredibly hard to bet against Unlikely Hero right now. I think Kappital Punishment keeps in the fight, but still loses by at least 10.
As a Kenneth Walker III stan, I want to take the Dingerfaces, but I'm a huge Trevor Lawrence fantasy guy, so him plus Dak sounds like a good call - give me the Honolulu Blue Koolaid.
Loveland and Maye redeem themselves this week, but it's the swiss cheese that is the Lions secondary that gives Bobbum Kalman and Josh Allen the win over .08 Over Par.
It's the Detroit Lions Bowl between Department of War and You Shedeur she's 18?. With Amon-Ra, Jamo, and LaPorta on their rosters, both teams will find out how they fare this week pretty quickly, given the game is Thursday. You Shedeur she's 18? has more favorable matchups, so I think I'll take them in a squeaker.
I think Sacks could quietly have the best team in the league this year and, like Ryan Gosling at DB, Goe Dirt has a major liability at QB to begin the year. I think Sacks in the City wins easily.
On the Season: 2-3
Buena suerte!